And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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