weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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