we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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