I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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