how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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