Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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