i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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