he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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