my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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