but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Why are your pants in the freezer?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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