Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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