erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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