false alarm. still invincible.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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