Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Do plants get herpes?
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