my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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