words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
send nudes
from the living room?
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