Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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