White coat. Heels.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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