Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
