That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
How external is "for external use only"?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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