how can u be prego again
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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