No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Boobs speak an international language.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dicks are not precious.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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