i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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