All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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