wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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