she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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