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no. no its not
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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