so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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