Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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