dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
