Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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