I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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