You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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