so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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