Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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