Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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