You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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