are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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Acid is not a monday night drug
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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