i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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