i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
