I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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