it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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