Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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