My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm always down for nudity.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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