Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she looked like the before picture.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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