i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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