her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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