why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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