He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
"it" just moved
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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