I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
