She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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