I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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