I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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