I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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