Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
pray to the hookup gods
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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