i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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