I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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