I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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