Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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