Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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